Happy Halloween Gorgers!

Halloween is here again gorgers so today is the day that I finally reveal my latest costume. Last year's Gorilla costume was hard to beat. I decided to repeat last years successful animal theme but I have purposely stayed away from anything monkey or monkey-related to avoid the usual "all primate all the time" criticisms. Lets face it, that's what the public expects me to do and I am nothing if not unpredictable.

This year I am exploring my love of all things pachyderm-ish with this delightful elephant ensemble complete with trunk and tusks. At first I hated it, but Mom and Dad have been bribing me with cookies to wear it. Not a bad deal really. Wear the silly head piece for half an hour...get three cookies. Apparently this deal also extends to the neighbours. Dad is taking me out tonight for something called 'trick-or-treating' and I am told that in exchange for the chance to see me dressed like an elephant, and the general agreement that I will not 'trick' them, the neighbours will handsomely reward me with piles of candy. This Halloween thing is a pretty good deal.

Happy Halloween

- G.