Thursday, May 15, 2008

George will bring the pain

Recently my friend Annika's father sent this video to my parents signalling his intent to engage us in an old fashioned baby bloodsport battle royale.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d40788bd7

Annika is bigger than I am (most babies are), but she lacks my finely honed fighting skills and killer instinct. Taking a page from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War", I have decided to weaken my opponent psychologically in advance of our baby smackdown which is scheduled for June 7 at Mom's company picnic. Here are some pictures of me doing my best to scare Annika into submission and to break her will to fight before the fight even begins.

Here is a picture of me in peak fighting form. Note the stylish fur cod piece.



I call this one "Hello Annika..s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s""



Let this serve as a warning to all other babies who dare challenge George to mortal combat. George smells your fear and George shows no mercy. George will lay waste to all challengers.

George out.

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