Seething from the Teething

Intrepid Gorgers,

An update on my dental development...My premolars are finally pushing through and as you can imagine I have been a bit out of sorts lately. I spend a lot of time chewing my hands, my sleeve, my toys and anything else that will fit in my mouth. I have been particularly cranky in the evenings when I'm supposed to be going to bed. Luckily my trusty stuffed dog, Beige Lightening, is my constant companion and a source of comfort. He never leaves my bedside (not that he could...he's stuffed).


I have to admit, however, that sometimes my teething pains are so severe that even Beige Lightening's loyal companionship isn't enough. Unfortuanately Dad doesn't like to share the good stuff. Oh well, he doesn't know I goobered all over his bottle. Sucker.